Outclassed by volunteers for free before its release and failed to live up to the standards set by said free game

I literally cannot remember a single story beat after Act 1

Say the line, Frey!

Hogwarts as a setting is great. It rules how you can find a door, and someone will just be like "don't go in there, that's the cum closet, if you go inside there's a curse that makes you cum" and you just have to accept that there is a cum closet and

Todd Howard's childhood dream sure reads like a child wrote it

So there's this group of adventurers with tadpoles in their head that is slowly transforming them into octopus men, and then they encounter this giant floating brain, right-

I'm not going to say Redfail, I'm not going to say Redfail...

I wish I was deaf like Miles' girlfriend so I wouldn't have to listen to his unfunny quips either

Hey wait a minute, I've seen this one before!

I clapped when Alear was revealed to be the Fire Emblem!

"One moment, life was real good. The next, real shitty, literally. My bowels started roaring, screaming out like the tortured souls of the damned..."

This apology was better-written than the entire game