WARNING: This is not simulation. Get ready to destroy the enemy. Target for the weak points of fuckin' machine. Do your best you have ever done

You DO have a high Graze score, right, /v/?

Not Extreme 2, Extreme 1, Infinity Gene, or even Lunar Loonies. Just normal ass vanilla Space Invaders. That's some OG shit right there

I AIN'T GONNA TELL YA AGAIN: SHOOT THE CORE!

Finally a shmup that puts a new perspective on the genre

The one that started it all... unless you were one of those weird kids who owned a PC-98

Proof that games can be meta and kick your ass at the same time

There's nothing quite like fighting a crow girl with a nuclear rod for an arm inside the center of the Earth

WOW~!

6 weapons... More than enough to handle any situation, right? "Do you love me?"

Alone on an Imperishable Night? God, you're patheti- Eeeh? EASY MODE?! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"Undesired, unwanted them, What makes them go? It is nothing else than the principle of the man who has the reason for being."

Why don't you step out of your CAVE and play a good shmup?