Do not bully the toothpaste-chan!

Max Payne, he is not

My evil half and my good half both agreed that he sucks

She's one of those annoying, 80's "street smart" characters, but with obnoxious Millennial lingo and none of the charisma

I support women's wrongs

Nah, I get it. Give her some extra time in the spotlight. Right

You might as well bring your mother!

"Having a super hero boyfriend is so hard, guys. I always have to save him and use my smarts to solve his problems. Seriously, if not for me, I bet he wouldn't even be able to move the fridge"

I found you, FAKER!

Sponsored by Adidas

"My identity? Uh... uh, p-pea... tear... parker! Yeah, yeah! Peter Parker! ...Aw crap."

This is the dude that shows up to your session with main character syndrome, spouts off Critical Role lines every other sentence, and goes out of his way to murder hobo everything in sight