I found you, FAKER!

She's one of those annoying, 80's "street smart" characters, but with obnoxious Millennial lingo and none of the charisma

You might as well bring your mother!

This is the dude that shows up to your session with main character syndrome, spouts off Critical Role lines every other sentence, and goes out of his way to murder hobo everything in sight

"Having a super hero boyfriend is so hard, guys. I always have to save him and use my smarts to solve his problems. Seriously, if not for me, I bet he wouldn't even be able to move the fridge"

Sponsored by Adidas

"My identity? Uh... uh, p-pea... tear... parker! Yeah, yeah! Peter Parker! ...Aw crap."

I support women's wrongs

Max Payne, he is not

Nah, I get it. Give her some extra time in the spotlight. Right

Do not bully the toothpaste-chan!

My evil half and my good half both agreed that he sucks