How the absolute fuck do you make a game where you play as a giant gorilla ripping dinosaurs apart feel this bad?

This game is a month old and its servers are already offline

Yet another "cinematic" game where you walk slowly through a forest while two characters talk. This shit would have been outdated on the PS3

"Wow, the campaign sure was fun! I can't wait to see what postgame is like!"

Finally, a game that actually makes me feel like a vitamin D-deprived, hunched over hobgoblin

Missing several QoL features that are defaults in Ren'Py

"There’s no design doc where the whole game is outlined" - Emil Pagliarulo, Design Director

It's a really great thing when a game about SPIDER-MAN has a forced sneaking mission

Really, guys? 5e?

Oh, let me guess. Another horde game with generic weapons and generic enemies? Let me add it to the pile

Damn, they got Ryota Suzuki and everything and it still got here

I dunno, man. I think this new Heretic game is fire!