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Hate Machine Award
for crimes against gaming
1
Whose dick did Daedelic diddle to land this lofty license?
The Lord of the Rings: Gollum
Daedalic Entertainment
2
You guys still play games on your phones?
Microtransactions / Gacha
"NO, MY MONEY!"
3
After 8 years of learning this garbage, my next game is coming out as cards and dice
Unity
50 cents of pain (per install)
4
Hate unions. Love bailouts. Simple as
Activision-Blizzard
Now officially the property of Daddy Phil
5
You're gonna love what happened the week after
The Day Before
Mandatory refund
6
Don't call it a cause, call it a symptom
Forspoken
Luminous Productions
7
Remember, kids: Buy physical, hold onto your games, and never sell
Sony
Happy trails, Jim!
8
Fuck off with this funny money bullshit. I didn't support Diablo 3 because of it, and I sure as hell ain't supporting 4 either
Diablo IV
Diablo Team 3, Blizzard Albany
9
Cater to... my life views... or else I'll tell my BLOGS!!!!
SJWs
every FUCKING year!!!
10
Ratchet is dead and spinning in his grave. Marvel games are the future
Marvel's Spider-Man 2
Bro I love this interactive movie
11
"Isn't the entire gaming publicity establishment just one big commercial anyway?"
The Game Awards
"Who does the Dew and doesn't hide it?"
12
Say it with me: ALL OF THIS. JUST. WORKS.
Starfield
GOATY
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