SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LOOK AT MY .WAD!

"HUMAN, MONSTER, SEA, SKY... A SCENE ON THE LID OF A SLEEPER'S EYE..."

"Where the hell are we, Sam?"
"Well little buddy, you take a basement full of weirdos with nothing better to do..."

SENATE>WE'RE GOING BACK TO POTATOS TO GET MY FUKING POWER WRIST
SENATE>ASSHOLE

"B-but you should've known I meant the Genesis version!" No, motherfucker!

Damn, you guys must REALLY like The Lost Levels to nominate this

Kirby's Suck and Fuck (formerly Chuck's)

JP Soundtrack 4 Life!

Each weapon combo: A joy. Each boss: A thrill. Each song: a ride. Each stage: a crafted challeng- Well, okay, the Dice Palace is kinda bullshit

"Yoo-hoo, Mr. Tentacle Guy..."

I guarantee you that you've played this at some point. Even if you think you haven't, you have

This game kicks ass! This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship between Argonaut Games and Nintendo!