No, making a funny meme dance at The Game Awards will not make me like your game more

"We've traced the call, it's coming from inside the house!"

DUDE! Check out this super cool machine I made which only lasts for 5 seconds and does piss-poor damage!

Remember, every dollar spent on justifying the Luminous Engine is one not spent on NFTs

Loved the queuentertainment

"Hello, fellow /v/ posters. It's me, Rob Broward, a normal poster like you. Have you heard of the new Starfield game? It's my personal GOTY, and even better than The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™!"

120 Primogems have been added to your account!

"Xbox, preorder Call of Duty Modern Warfare III: Vault Edition Upgrade"

(Lust provoking image) So how does it feel that this game is still going strong fellow anons?

I miss the days when I could type in "Spider-Man 2" and get the good one

Guys please it's good again please just give it a chance guys please it's like Diablo 2 again guys please don't play D2R play this instead please

How can this be shilled? It's a classic, home-grown indie game with absolutely no publisher backing!