The lovable slacker who gets the robo-pussy that we all aspire to be

Shoutouts to Aleks Le for doing Capcom's work for them

"Nah, I'd burn it all"

She's that girl at your DnD sessions you always crushed on, but was always taken

My husband, if he were a robot

YES YESSS YESSSS! YESSSS YESS YESSSS! YEEAAASSS YEAAAASSS YEAAS YESSS YESS YESS OHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD OHHH MY GOD BROOOOOOO AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU HAVE NO IDEA. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I nsbwbebdbdbdbesnanahhahabahsnsndbsbsbxvcbcbc GRRRRR GRRRARRRAARRRRRGRGRRRR! BRRGRGRRRR! GGRRGAAA! sorry ok, I'm normal now haha anyways
IM CRAZZY IM CRAZY IM CRAZY IM CRAZY YOU HAVE NO IDEAA

Wake up and smell the inkstains

Yes way, fag

A fat, short, balding, old, nervous wreck stuck in a dead-end job? He's just like me fr!!!

"I must slay the demon."
"No, Clive. You ARE the demon."

Who? I thought he died. Now, this Joryu guy? That's a real man, right there

Want to feel what it would be like to have sex with Karlach? Go get a tube of Bengay and put it on your balls. Bet you won't, coward