How afraid? How hungry?

The king is back for another crown

The RPG Maker game for people sick of them

An RPG where playing tag and your emotions are mechanics? Sounds like a guilty pleasure

Are you here for the gore, the lore, or helping your sister find a place to pee?

Fuck dat hoe Mary

The vote is ON. The vote is on OFF

The original doesn't count, so this is the next best thing

That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife

UOUH-HUGH!

For your own good, I will spoil where the bicycle is. The rest you can do on your own

"Yeah, mom, I'm coming for dinner, just let me x out of this game real quick."